Fuck my life

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML

Idag, så blinkade killen jag har varit kär i i 2 år åt mig. Så skulle jag blinka tillbaka. Fast istället gick jag in i en stolpe. FFML

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2010-09-09 @ 15:34:48 Cocio allmänt Permalink

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